Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

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What are cats' natural predators?

Cars.

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

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What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

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What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!

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How do you find out if a dead man has autism?

You give them an autopsy

Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!