Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

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What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who is driving the car?

The police.

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

Dead Man Jokes More Dead Man Jokes

How do you find out if a dead man has autism?

You give them an autopsy

Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!