Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

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What is a Car in the U.S.?

A mode of transportation. :D

How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

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How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

Why can't women drive?

Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.

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What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

What side of a monster has more hair ?

The outside !

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How do you find out if a dead man has autism?

You give them an autopsy

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.