What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a mexican without a car?

CAR-LOSE

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

Where do people with ADHD go?

To concentration camps.

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Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

House Jokes More House Jokes

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

What do you call a house full of black people?

A jail.

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.