What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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What is a broken drum kit's favorite file format?

PDF puh-duh... ffffff

Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

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What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

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How many people live in the lower part of Italy?

There are literally Sicilians.

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

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What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

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What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

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What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.