What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

What do you get with breaking news?

News casts

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What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

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How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

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What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.