What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

What do you call an ISIS member who loves himself?

A nISISist

February Jokes More February Jokes

How many months have 28 days in a leap year?

12 months not just february!

How many days are there in Canadian February?

About Twenty, eh.