What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

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What's the name of the car of a hipster batman?

Tumblr.

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call A man doing Laundry?

Non-existent

What do you call a man who excels at fishing?

A master baiter

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do rednecks love sandwiches?

Because they're inbred too.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

February Jokes More February Jokes

What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

Why DOES "February" have that extra R?

It should just be "Februay."