What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

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What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

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How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

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Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

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What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.