What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

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What's the name of the car of a hipster batman?

Tumblr.

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

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What three words will emasculate any man?

A: Hold my purse.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

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What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)

Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

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What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days