What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

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How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

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What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

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What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

February Jokes More February Jokes

How many months have 28 days in a leap year?

12 months not just february!

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!