What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

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What's the most efficient fuel to use when chasing cars?

Snow Petrol!

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

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What do you call two men hanging from a window sill?

Kurt and Rod

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

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What do geeks and nerds love but cant have?

80085

Why did everyone love the mushroom at the party?

He was a fungi.

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How many months have 28 days in a leap year?

12 months not just february!

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days