Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

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Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a mexican who last his car?

Juaquin.

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

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What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy

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How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D

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What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.