Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

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What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

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How the hell did you do that"?

The car rolled on it".

When someone has Taken your car who should you call?

Liam Nissan

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Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

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What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What do you call half a ginger?

George.

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.