Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say before he died?

Well I'll be dog-gone.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Why did the privileged white guy fail his algebra test?

He didn't know enough about inequalities

Why did the Boxer Rebellion fail?

They had no Qin

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who's driving?

Immigration.

Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

because it was being driven by a woman

Drive Test Jokes More Drive Test Jokes

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.