Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

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What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a dog?

Stupid.

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What do you call an exam that a Biology major almost failed?

Biodegradable.

What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

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Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high :D

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What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.