Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did Helen Keller fail her road test?

Because she was a woman

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other?

They were MAROONED!

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did one flag say to another?

What did one flag say to another? Nothing! They just waved.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

Drive Test Jokes More Drive Test Jokes

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.