Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ?

because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are there so many jumpshots in the WNBA?

Because women can't drive

Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

Drive Test Jokes More Drive Test Jokes

What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.