Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances
Polly wants a firecracker!
I'm not Willie Nelson."
Because he's alive.
Because you can't bury them in trees !
ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.
The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!
About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.
About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.
Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !
One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.
