Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances
Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.
Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.
He died.
Because X Marx the spot.
Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.
S&M . . . . .. Sister and Mother.
not enough sand.
A: It broke the law of gravity!
They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.
He couldn't handle his lacquer