Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances
Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.
Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.
Because he's alive.
Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.
Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!
HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!
One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.
A: They must follow the letter of the law.
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
So that there's no chance of a hung jury
He couldn't handle his lacquer
He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.