How do you want to handle your mother in law?

Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances

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Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

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What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

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Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

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Where have you been?

he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

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Why do the /r/jokes moderators like chess?

It's the only chance they have to mate.

How do you want to handle your mother in law?

Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances

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Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

A: So the cops can find the handles.