Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

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Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

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What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

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What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

Prosecutor Jokes More Prosecutor Jokes

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

Hummer Jokes More Hummer Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

Hung Jury Jokes More Hung Jury Jokes

What do you call a group of twelve, angry, well-endowed men?

A hung jury.

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury