Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

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Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

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What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother ?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

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What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

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What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

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What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

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What do you call a group of twelve, angry, well-endowed men?

A hung jury.

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury