What's big and round and full of seamen?

Your mom

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.