What's big and round and full of seamen?

Your mom

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How about her mom?

Has she said anything

What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

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Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They both swallow seamen.