What's big and round and full of seamen?

Your mom

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.