What's big and round and full of seamen?

Your mom

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Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

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What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They both swallow seamen.

What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.