What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

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What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

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How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!