What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

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What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

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Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.