What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

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What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

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What's long and hard and full of "SEE-MEN"?

A submarine, obviously.

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.