Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.