Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

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Where did you marry?

HIM: Maui ME: Oh, sowwy! Where did you mawwy her

Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the bishop say to the priest?

It's my turn.

What did the priest say at the salad bar?

Lettuce pray.