Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

What's black and white with red all over it?

A nun with multiple stab wounds.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!