What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

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How I broke my cat's knees?

With rude eyes.

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

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Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

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What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

Green Light Jokes More Green Light Jokes

How do you spell "SHOP"?

Me: S-H-O-P Friend: How do you say it Me: "Shop" Friend: What do you do when you get to a green light

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.