What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

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How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

Why do baby boomers like fracking so much?

Because figuratively breaking the country apart isn't enough.

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What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

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Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

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What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

How do you spell "SHOP"?

Me: S-H-O-P Friend: How do you say it Me: "Shop" Friend: What do you do when you get to a green light