What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

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How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

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Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

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What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

How do you spell "SHOP"?

Me: S-H-O-P Friend: How do you say it Me: "Shop" Friend: What do you do when you get to a green light