What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Green Light Jokes More Green Light Jokes

How do you spell "SHOP"?

Me: S-H-O-P Friend: How do you say it Me: "Shop" Friend: What do you do when you get to a green light

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!