Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What's worse than a fish in the SS?

in. Man, I did that coming.

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

Taxis Jokes More Taxis Jokes

What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.

What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File