Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

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How much do deodorant factory workers get paid?

A pittance.

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach"

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What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

paddy o' furniture

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Taxis Jokes More Taxis Jokes

What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.

Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.