Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

Taxis Jokes More Taxis Jokes

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File