How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

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What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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Where does the brown sugar go to watch a movie?

The Cinemon.

Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

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What is a zombies' favorite food?

Brains. What is a dyslexic zombies' favorite food Brians.

Who's there ! Brian ! Brian who ?

Brian drain !