How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

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What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

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What was a more important invention than the first telephone?

The second one.

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

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What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

What did the egg play in the movie?

The egg-stra.

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What does a dyslexic zombie say?

Brian's ... Briiiiiiiiian's!!!

Where's Brian?

Me: studying her closely He's... right here