How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

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What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John

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What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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What makes for a good first date?

NOT MOVIES

What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

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What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

What does a dyslexic zombie say?

Brian's ... Briiiiiiiiian's!!!