How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

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Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

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What did the white high school dropout get for his birthday?

A legacy scholarship for his second choice school

What did he name the second one?

Hose B

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What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

How do you make Ben Carson yell?

Watch a movie with him.

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What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

Who's there ! Brian ! Brian who ?

Brian drain !