How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

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What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

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Brains. What is a dyslexic zombies' favorite food Brians.

How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!