What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

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What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.

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What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

How do they know what that is?

This movie doesn't seem very realistic, you guys.

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What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".