What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

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What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon?

She would always let it go.

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What's the best part of a movie?

The climax.

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.