How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

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How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

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Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

What is the movie name?

Independence Day

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Why are the whores in the docks never hungry?

There are so much seamen there.

How do you call a whores pubic hair?

Public hair Ill show myself out..

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Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A:A refund.