How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

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Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

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Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

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How do whores in Westeros get into the castle?

Hodor.

What do you call a person who whores themselves out for spaghetti?

A Pastatute

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What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A:A refund.

How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.