How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

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How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.

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What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

What's the best part of a movie?

The climax.

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How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.

Why are chemists such whores?

They keep talking about their nitrates

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Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)