How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

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How are you going to pay for that?

Oh, just put it on my bill."

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

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What is the movie name?

Independence Day

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

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Why are the whores in the docks never hungry?

There are so much seamen there.

How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

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What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A:A refund.

How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.