How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

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How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal

What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

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How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.

Why are the whores in the docks never hungry?

There are so much seamen there.

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Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A:A refund.