What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How are an elephant and a plum the same?

A: They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

ell if I know.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.