What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is true and false at the same time?

This

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd