What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What's the most efficient fuel to use when chasing cars?

Snow Petrol!

What do you call three hundred white guys chasing a black guy?

The PGA tour.