What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.