What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

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What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't !

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

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Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.