What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

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What did the redneck say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

Its ok, we can still be cousins."

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

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Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

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Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

What do you call a man with his big toe above his shin?

Tony