Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

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What's the point?

You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make Don't answer that.

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

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Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

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What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

What do you call a man with his big toe above his shin?

Tony