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Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
I'll post the answer tomorrow.
looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....
They can't croco-dial the phones.
They both begin a trip at the post!
Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.