Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

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What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?

A. A power failure.

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

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What do your mom and the Baltimore Police have in common?

They both like giving nickel rides to black men!

Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi

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A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

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What do you say upon hearing a bad Halloween joke?

Booooooo, Booooooo

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"

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How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?

You can't take a rib from a black man

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

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What do you call someone who is racist against Asians?

Riceist.

What do Asians do during an erection?

They vote