Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

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How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

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Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?

Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

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Where'd you get them?

Him: ... *peeks under bathroom stall* Did you hear me

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

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What instrument do piggys play in a band?

Pigcussion!

Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

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What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

What has nine arms and blows?

Def Leppard