Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

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Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

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What music does a balloon really hate?

Pop

What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

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Why can't your children be like my office voice mail?

Seen but not heard

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

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What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard