Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!

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Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

What do we want? Racing car noises! When do we want them?

Neeeeeeeeooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww