Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!

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Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

How much do you think I will be losing with this?

Pharmacist replies: Well ... around 200 bucks.

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Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.