Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!

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Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.

What is a Dutchman who lost his driving license?

Homeless.

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Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.