Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

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What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

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What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

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When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position ?

the four hands (you dirty minds)

What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

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Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.