Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

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How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

because he chose from the kids menu

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

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Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

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What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

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What's A Pirate's Favorite thing too do?

Hook up

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?