Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Who loses?

America.

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What did the pirate say after his successful pillage?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

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What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.