Because he was hooked on worms.
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Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses
They're always getting hooked up
In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.
Arrrrrrr-wen
Quack
Cos they'll always hook a brutha up
She was taking god's name in vein.
He was hooked on phonics.
They fall for things hook line and sinker!
One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.
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A Trans Pacific Partnership
He says "All net."
They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!
3edgy5me
Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!
Hook up
A. At a secondhand store.
Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?
One baits his hook the other hates his book.
eFISHancy!
Sinkhole de Mayo
Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)
A Sandy Hook survivor
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
A two-year-old vampire.
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!
Pirates.
To indicate where the treasure is buried.
Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.
Me: You really aren't my kid are you
Ripostes them
A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)
Nobody can judge you on your age difference.
I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"
A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"
He had a bee in his suit of armour !
