Hook Jokes

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

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Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

Why is the KKK a good place to find a job?

Cos they'll always hook a brutha up

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.

Why are fish so gullible?

They fall for things hook line and sinker!

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

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What's it called when a transgender person hooks up with an Asian?

A Trans Pacific Partnership

What, you hooked?

He says "All net."

Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon?

3edgy5me

How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!

What's A Pirate's Favorite thing too do?

Hook up

Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line?

eFISHancy!

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