What, you hooked?

He says "All net."

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Net Jokes More Net Jokes

Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

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Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.