Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

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He didn't like nuns.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

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With its scales!

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They don't like getting close to the net!

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Elevenis

Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

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