Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

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Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

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Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

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What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

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Sometimes, there's a catch

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Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

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It's not a too-nah!"

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What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

Why do orphans like tennis?

Only place they can get love