Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

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They like to get a long little doggie.

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How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?

The conga !

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What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

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The www.erewolf.

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Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

How many women does it take to play tennis?

You can't play tennis in the kitchen