What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans?

Heinzenburg

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

Net Jokes More Net Jokes

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes More Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

Nah Jokes More Nah Jokes

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay