What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

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Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

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What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

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Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

What, you hooked?

He says "All net."

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"