What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

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What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A: A baseball team

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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

What did the dolphin say to the frog?

Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy.

Net Jokes More Net Jokes

Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes More Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger call a colonoscopy?

A Cameron Diaz

Nah Jokes More Nah Jokes

What about "BusinessMyspace"?

Nah, it's taken. Okay, what about "LinkedIn"

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.