What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

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What was the man running around ?

from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!"

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Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

What is a Dolphins favorite ingredient?

All porpoise flour.

Net Jokes More Net Jokes

What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?

A football net !

What, you hooked?

He says "All net."

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite kind of jacket?

A Pullover!

Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

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How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists Nah, they can't screw

How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw