What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

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What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

Why are monsters hipsters?

Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool.

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What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

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Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

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What's the difference between a baby and an unwanted baby?

One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

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How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.