What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

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What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

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What do balloons and virgins have in common?

One prick and its gone.

What do you call a urinary tract infection caused in a virgin?

Immaculate Infection

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How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

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What's the difference ?

What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!

How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

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How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch?

You pay him for the pizza.

What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.