What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

Previous Random Joke Next

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Who's there ! Ahmed ! Ahmed who ?

Ahmed a big mistake coming here !

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

What do you call a 10 ten old Irish boy who doesn't go to church?

A virgin

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless?

Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.

What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to?

Their nose

Regret Jokes More Regret Jokes

How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

Harvard Jokes More Harvard Jokes

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.