He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
This is non-cents!
Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"
A. Because they don't have balls to itch.
Because the farce is strong with that one.
Because he was in cider trading
Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....
No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.
A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
Because they can't stop saving their work.
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)
When it's broke.
Alan RIPman
Because the rest are weekdays.
None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.
