Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

Previous Random Joke Next
Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What did the perverted frog say?

Rub-it!

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

Why black people are so good with basketball?

They can shoot and steal without being arrested.

0 Jokes More 0 Jokes

Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What is it called when a Redditor writes about his life?

A meme-oir

What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common?

They deliver

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Lesson Jokes More Lesson Jokes

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...