Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

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Why can't you try someone for grave digging?

Because it was found on the ground.

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

What was Snoop Dogg's ghost arrested for?

Possesion.

0 Jokes More 0 Jokes

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Where did he touch you as a kid?

that will be an extra $50."

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.

Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

Lesson Jokes More Lesson Jokes

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.