He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"
Turned down 4 watt
Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.
Intermittenly.
She was charged with rustling!
Because its leaves rustled.
I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.
2.23 in change.
Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.
You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.
Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !
A private tooter
Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.
An ese.
It's a long story.
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.
Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.
