What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

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Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What do you call it when a black person has diarrhea?

Nigeria

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What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

How do you get Akbar to shut up?

Muzzle'm.

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Where do Jihadists get their snacks?

At the Allah hu snackbar.

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.