What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

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Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

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What does a Muslim with allergies say?

Al-achoo Akbar.

How do you get Akbar to shut up?

Muzzle'm.

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How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.