How do you get Akbar to shut up?

Muzzle'm.

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What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

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What does a Muslim with allergies say?

Al-achoo Akbar.

What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!