What does a Muslim with allergies say?

Al-achoo Akbar.

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Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross?

Because they can dress foreless.

Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

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What does a Muslim with allergies say?

Al-achoo Akbar.

What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

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How do you get Akbar to shut up?

Muzzle'm.

What does a Muslim with allergies say?

Al-achoo Akbar.