What does a Muslim with allergies say?

Al-achoo Akbar.

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What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.

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What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's

What does a Muslim with allergies say?

Al-achoo Akbar.

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What does a Muslim with allergies say?

Al-achoo Akbar.

How do you get Akbar to shut up?

Muzzle'm.