What does a Muslim with allergies say?

Al-achoo Akbar.

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How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

What do you call a Muslim optometrist who has no regards for his patients?

Asif Eyecare

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What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

What do you call a boxer with allergies?

Muhammad Achoo

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What does a Muslim with allergies say?

Al-achoo Akbar.

What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!