How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

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Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

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Why did the scientist get punched in the restaurant?

He ordered some NaCl.

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.

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Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

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How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

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How do Muslims like their food served?

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