How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

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How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

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Why doesn't Kylo Ren's lightsaber look like a normal lightsaber?

Because it's a First Order approximation.

How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

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What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

a polynomeal

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

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How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte