How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

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What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move?

Islam Dunk

What is a Muslim baby's first word?

Revenge!"

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How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.

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Why are vegans so salty?

To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.

Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table

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How do Muslims like their food served?

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How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

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