What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.

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Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

How do you prevent 9/11?

Make it a Malaysian airlines flight.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

Action Jokes More Action Jokes

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

What do you call the action of a banker buying weed?

A dank transaction