What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.

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Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman?

Your place or mine

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What does M.Night Shyamalan always order when he goes out for ice cream?

A large twist cone.

What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

What animal do you get when shake a pig?

a ham-stir

Action Jokes More Action Jokes

What do you call an action of copyright law against a ghost?

An exor- .

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.