What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.

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Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.

What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ?

A road hog !

Action Jokes More Action Jokes

What do you call the action of a banker buying weed?

A dank transaction

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal