What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.

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Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of container is appropriate for noble gases?

An innertube.

What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Where do flying pigs land?

the airpork!

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

Action Jokes More Action Jokes

Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

What do you call the action of a banker buying weed?

A dank transaction