What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

How did the hipster make it to the front page?

He did it before it was cool

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What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? Looks like we have debris all over the place

What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

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What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!"

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.