What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written : Open here.

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

What s the weight of a hipster?

One Insta-gramm

Why did the hipster go to the gynecologist?

To get a Pabst smear.

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

What does a black man and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.

What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called?

A Terrista

Why is Starbuck's coffee so high on the pH scale?

It's the most basic drink there is.