What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.

What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

What do a tornado and a black man have in common?

They both can ruin a neighborhood.

How are black people similar to tornadoes?

They both only take one to ruin a neighborhood.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

A: They place flowers on the grave.

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"