What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

What do black people and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What was Camelot ?

A place where people parked their camels !

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called?

A Terrista