What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks?

A flat white.

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas