How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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How about Epidural Anesthesia?

I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name.

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

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Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

How does a grizzly catch fish?

With his bear hands!