How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

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What did the closed can say to the half opened can?

YOU'RE BEING UNCANNY!

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

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What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh?

Gummy Bear

Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

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Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

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How does a grizzly catch fish?

With his bear hands!

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.