Bear Hand Jokes

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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How does a grizzly catch fish?

With his bear hands!

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What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

Why don't matches play baseball?

A: One strike, and they're out.

Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball?

A double!

Winnie Jokes More Winnie Jokes

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?

A: Shoot one.

Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal all the green cards.