With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.
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With his bear hands!
Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.
Camembert!
Pandemonium breaks out.
Pandapalegic
With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).
The harder you hit it the more English you get
He was caught rustling.
To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.
Thank you, Karma gain
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.
They always want to play leap-frog with him.
Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !
Don't look. I'm dressing."
because theyre always wacking guys off....
The man responded, "Like a glove".
