Bear Hand Jokes

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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How does a grizzly catch fish?

With his bear hands!

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What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

Panda Jokes More Panda Jokes

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?

A switch hitter.

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

Winnie Jokes More Winnie Jokes

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh?

Gummy Bear

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

What jedi is the best at opening PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi