With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.
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With his bear hands!
Pan, duh!
Pandemonium breaks out.
Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.
Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.
He was looking for pooh.
Because he plays with pooh.
You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)
Because they kept falling through his hands.
Because he always uses a razor.
FDR. His standup could use some work.
Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.
Thanks for the refill.
The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
The same middle name.
A kiwi !
Because Jesus was born in a barn.