Bear Hand Jokes

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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How does a grizzly catch fish?

With his bear hands!

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How does a hipster measure out his drugs?

Using instagrams.

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

nice watch"

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

Why does nobody like Tigger?

Because he plays with Pooh.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

Winnie Jokes More Winnie Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

How do you call a play on numbers?

A pin.