With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.
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With his bear hands!
Because it's covered with horsehide!
They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.
A tooter. (thanks, honey)
Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.
Pandapalegic
Because all their friends are dead.
I've got a plane to catch
Because he needed *arrest*!!!
None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.
So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.
The same middle name.
Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)
Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.
Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
They have the same middle name!