What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

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He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

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Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."