What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

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What did the illiterate Mexican say to the funny looking bottle of mayonnaise?

LMAO"

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Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."