What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

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What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

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Close the door, I'm dressing!

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What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."