Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

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Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who sells clockwork toys?

A Wind-up Merchant.

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.