Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo?

He got turd degree burns.

What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

How many femenists does it *really* take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!