Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who excels at fishing?

A master baiter

What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

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Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because it's harder to run in squares.

Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance