Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
He wanted to feed his nightmares.
What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction? One can... "Get Hard"
An alarm, you pervert!
Me: Because my bed is at home.
He got lemonaids.
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
Nobody knows, they've never tried.
Me love you wrong time.
Air.
BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD
Running a Backgroud Check.