How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

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What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

What do you call bad filmography in another dimension?

Breaking the fifth wall.

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What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

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How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to steal it first.

Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

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Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

Why did man invent curling?

To convince women sweeping was a sport.

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How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required