Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

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Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

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How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

Where do you find 60 million french jokes?

A: In France.

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What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

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Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

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Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"