Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

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What do you call an empty field?

The french army at the beginning of a war!

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

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What's the one thing a black person will never steal?

Your job.

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To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.

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What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

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Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"