Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

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Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

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What's a French person's favorite video game system?

The Wii! (Oui)

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

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How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods?

They fence it.

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Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

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Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"