What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

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What did Jack Frost say at his climax?

Winter is coming"

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

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What is it called when the police work overtime?

Copper Nitrate.

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies )