What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

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What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.

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Why did the police arrest the pedo sheep?

Because he was on the lam.

What is it called when the police work overtime?

Copper Nitrate.

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Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

What is the most popular hacking tool preferred by hackers in Bangladesh?

machetes