What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

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Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

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What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out