What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

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What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

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What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

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What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies )

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!