What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

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Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs?

In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.

What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

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What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What do hackers do when they go on vacation?

They go phishing