What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

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Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

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How do police know that princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.

Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What do hackers do when they go on vacation?

They go phishing