What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

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What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

What is the most popular hacking tool preferred by hackers in Bangladesh?

machetes