What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

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Who is the KKK's favorite children's character ?

The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article.

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Who is driving the car?

The police.

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What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

What do hackers do when they go on vacation?

They go phishing