What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

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Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

What did the premature ejaculatist say to his offended lover?

Sorry... That came out wrong.

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Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

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Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!