Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

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What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

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What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

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Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

What Johnny Mercer song does December 21st remind you of?

Autumn Leaves.

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.