Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

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What did the dyslexic Satanist do?

He sold his soul to Santa.

What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

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What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

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Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

What Johnny Mercer song does December 21st remind you of?

Autumn Leaves.

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.