Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

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Why is Santa so jolly?

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

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Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

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Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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What Johnny Mercer song does December 21st remind you of?

Autumn Leaves.

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.