Why is Santa so jolly?

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

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What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

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How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

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What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean?

A loan shark!

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Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.