Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!
A subordinate Clause.
When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!
Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!
He's living under a rock.
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.
