Why is Santa so jolly?

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

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What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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A dog knows what is 'no'.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

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A nigloo.

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A timely manor.

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What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)