What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Why do people leave letters at the football ground ?

They want to catch the last goal-post !