What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A: A dependent Claus.

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What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

How do elves spell?

With an elfabet.

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Where do black parents get gifts for their children?

At Toys We Is

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden