What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies )

What do you call a child afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

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How do elves spell?

With an elfabet.

What do you call an elf that's afraid of Jethro Tull?

A: 10:45

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Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

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What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

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What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving?

Purolator.

How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet