What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

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Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.

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Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

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How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

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Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.