The Elfabet!
Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)
Because Santa came early this year.
5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back
Not only have you let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let the whole school down!
A PANDAwan learner.
Because he had low ELFesteem