What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

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Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

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Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

What do you call 10 Mexican kids in a school?

A construction site

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What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language?

Italians.

What's your biggest weakness?

Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"

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What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

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What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.