What's the best thing about AIDS?

You're always positive

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What is the best thing about gaffer tape ?

It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

What is the best thing about liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

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How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS