Well, the flag's a big plus
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1 sleep until Christmas.
I can't pick, but their flag is a huge plus.
There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny
The get all you '90s references.
Katy Perry
I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.
Nobody takes him for granite.
They have a large following!
They work on so many levels
OP delivers.
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You're always meeting new people.
Not having to listen to awful dad jokes.
He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.
They'll always swallow
Netflix and Jill
It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM
Only one nights sleep til Christmas!
There's twenty of them.
They never expect a ring
The safety.
The traffic.
That you get to meet new people everyday!
It doesn't matter where you drop them off.
You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.
You get to meet new people everyday.
Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!
There's 20 of them
The aftertaste.
It takes longer to pick up.
Theres twenty four of them.
It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.
It's knees.
There's 20 of them.
You can drop her off anywhere.
Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.
You can drop her off anywhere!
Only one more sleep until Christmas!
Making them!!!
There are twenty of them
Your teeth !
No more calls from insurance salesmen.
Your Billie Jeans
You're always positive
You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.
A: Highway 55.
You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.
When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.
It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.
Your teeth.
The train to Boston
You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!
Edam...
Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*
When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.
There is twenty of them.
People don't take it lightly.
They've got poisonality !
You meet new people every day.
Not being from Detroit.
Well, the cross was a big plus
There's 21 of them
It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.
Air.
It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"
Your teeth!
No telemarketers.
To even out the good things that happen to bad people.
There's never a line for the bathroom.
The execution
You'll never forget her name.
The number of the car that hit you.
They're of age.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=lZg3-Y1QIc4)
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There's twenty of them. It's better said then written.
A razor.
They generally have a college degree and are hard workers.
Bang it with a drum-thtick!
There are twenty of them.
Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.
When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.
You don't have to bring the flowers.
A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
They work on so many levels.
Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown
The Jets.
U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.
A Bay-gull
Food.
Snakes and Larders !sna
Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple
Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.
Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.
The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!
i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!
I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.
Potato quality
There's no such thing as potato quality there.
