Well, the flag's a big plus
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1 sleep until Christmas.
I can't pick, but their flag is a huge plus.
There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny
The get all you '90s references.
Katy Perry
I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.
Nobody takes him for granite.
They have a large following!
They work on so many levels
OP delivers.
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You're always meeting new people.
Not having to listen to awful dad jokes.
He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.
They'll always swallow
Netflix and Jill
It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM
Only one nights sleep til Christmas!
There's twenty of them.
They never expect a ring
The safety.
The traffic.
That you get to meet new people everyday!
It doesn't matter where you drop them off.
You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.
You get to meet new people everyday.
Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!
There's 20 of them
The aftertaste.
It takes longer to pick up.
Theres twenty four of them.
It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.
It's knees.
There's 20 of them.
You can drop her off anywhere.
Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.
You can drop her off anywhere!
Only one more sleep until Christmas!
Making them!!!
There are twenty of them
Your teeth !
No more calls from insurance salesmen.
Your Billie Jeans
You're always positive
You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.
A: Highway 55.
You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.
When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.
It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.
Your teeth.
The train to Boston
You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!
Edam...
Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*
When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.
There is twenty of them.
People don't take it lightly.
They've got poisonality !
You meet new people every day.
Not being from Detroit.
Well, the cross was a big plus
There's 21 of them
It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.
Air.
It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"
Your teeth!
No telemarketers.
To even out the good things that happen to bad people.
There's never a line for the bathroom.
The execution
You'll never forget her name.
The number of the car that hit you.
They're of age.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=lZg3-Y1QIc4)
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There's twenty of them. It's better said then written.
A razor.
They generally have a college degree and are hard workers.
Bang it with a drum-thtick!
There are twenty of them.
Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.
When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.
You don't have to bring the flowers.
A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
They work on so many levels.
Seizure salad
Not everyone gets it.
Potato quality
There's no such thing as potato quality there.
Gilly suit
Handy Manny took his job.
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)
Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!
Monk key
He's really good at swatting.
Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.
I didn't know you could yodel!
That sinking feeling...
He kept trying to shave the princess.
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