How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

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Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

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How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

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Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

How many children does Jamal have?

show your work.

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What does a vegetable get in bowling?

A-spare-I-guess

What do you call a master at guessing Anime characters?

Guesu

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What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

What does a man of 35 think of?

Dating children.

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How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

What do you find in cells?

My Ans) Black People . . . I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology.