How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

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How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

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Why are women like KFC?

After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

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What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

yesallwomen

Why doesn't Casper have any children?

He has a hollow-weiner.

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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

What happened to all the pokemon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

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How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

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How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

What do you call a person that's not doing anything at a temple?

An idle worshiper.

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How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

What do you find in cells?

My Ans) Black People . . . I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology.