How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

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Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

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How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

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What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

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What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.

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What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

What do you call a person that's not doing anything at a temple?

An idle worshiper.

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How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

What do you find in cells?

My Ans) Black People . . . I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology.