How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

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Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

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How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

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What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

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What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

What did Sam say to the young Americans?

Guess where this finger's going."

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Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.

What's the best part of dating 29 year olds?

There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)

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What do you call a person that's not doing anything at a temple?

An idle worshiper.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

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How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

What do you find in cells?

My Ans) Black People . . . I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology.