How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

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What do you call a deaf person who can't lip read?

Anything you want!

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

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Why didn't the mentally challenged kid finish his math test in time?

Because he was too slow.

What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless

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What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds?

Its a slippery slope.

Why was the lightning bug unhappy?

Because her children were not very bright.

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Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.

How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

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What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

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What do you call a person that's not doing anything at a temple?

An idle worshiper.

Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju

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What do you find in cells?

My Ans) Black People . . . I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology.

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple